Hear about Larry’s dad making verbal and physical contortions in order to pooch a little extra scotch each night. OK, more like pooch a lotta extra scotch each night. Larry also talks about his childhood job — pouring his dad’s beer — and how he managed to make his dad “dad mad.”
Then we hear about the genesis AND conspiracy of Mother’s Day. Larry beefs at great length about the preferential treatment that moms get. But he IS NOT YELLING at you.
And why is having three names good for a woman, but bad for a man? Larry will explain this mysterious mystery. Also, our host laments the resurgence of Old Spice and tells us how jewelry stores would be set up if HE ran the world.
Also, Larry expresses his zero tolerance policy for the concept of zero tolerance policies and obtuse drug education.
I’m not yelling at you. Listen, just catch the ball and do better in school. We’re doing it for the children.
Quotes of the week:
“I’m going right to the ammo store.”
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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Jeff Fox
Audio Engineer: Chris Laxamana as himself
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Web Engineer: Sandy Ganz